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A Fool for a Lawyer


Posted by at 12:30 pm on February 20, 2012
Category: Arms ExportCriminal Penalties

Guy SavageClarence Darrow once said that a man who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer and an idiot for a client. And that seems to be aptly demonstrated by the antics of Londoner Guy Savage who is waging a pro se war against his extradition from the U.K. to the United States in connection with allegations that he smuggled gun parts out of the United States to his business in the United Kingdom without a license. These antics are richly detailed in a recent article in The Tennessean.

Employees of Savage’s U.S. operation pleaded guilty to charges that they violated the Arms Export Control Act in connection with the parts shipment scheme. Since then, Savage, who was arrested by British authorities, has been battling extradition, both in the U.K. and the U.S. A U.K. magistrate approved Savage’s extradition back in November. Meanwhile, Savage, who is appealing that order, has been hurling paper at his soon-to-be judge in the U.S. Although his argument that the U.S. lacks jurisdiction over him has some force, the same cannot be said for the $250 milliion invoice which he sent to the judge for payment and representing claimed losses to his business resulting from the prosecution. He also

claims that the United States, the Department of Justice and the U.S. District Court are “legal fictions.” In one document, Savage denies “that I am a person.”

The “I am not a person” defense is a novel, albeit usually unsuccessful, defense premised on the defendant’s claim that he is actually a unicorn and that, since prosecutions of imaginary creatures are illegal, he must be acquitted.

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One Comment:


As I’m not an attorney, I may be mistaken, but it seems to me that in order for the “unicorn defense” strategy to work, the defendant would need to be able to convince the judge that he is indeed a unicorn, and not a human being. I want to be in the courtroom on that day.

Comment by ZtC on February 21st, 2012 @ 12:12 pm